Sunday, May 31, 2009

Putz of the Month

I know, I know. This is late. Everyone has been waiting for the putz of the month, and I've been seriously slacking off, it seems.

But no, I haven't. The Putz of he Month was so damned obvious, I just waited and hoped some other celebritards would step up to the plate and do something Putz-worthy. But no, they have all been rather low key. Well, low key compared to the winner for May.

I mean, seriously, could it have been anyone except

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Jon and Kate Gosselin
That right, we have our first tag team of Putzes.

Note the rarity in the picture above. Kate's mouth is shut, and Jon doesn't have the shamed, simpering look of a man who is totally emasculated.

Just in case you are one of the remaining 3 Americans who has no idea what is going on with these two knuckleheads (an aside--have you not seen, oh, any program on TV including the news, the 700 Club, Access Hollywood, Yankee baseball games, every talk show, 60 Mintes, Enzyte ads) basically, the following may or may not have taken place: Jon has gone on dates with some teacher but has not cheated on Kate, Jon has gone on dates with some teacher and cheated on Kate, Kate has dated her security guard, Kate has cheated on Jon, Kate has not cheated on Jon, Kate and Jon have seperated, Kate and Jon's marriage is stronger than ever, family members from both families won't shut the hell up, except for the ones who won't talk.

Do you get the picture yet? Is it starting to look like it was painted by Dali? Then you understand perfectly. And that is why Jon and Kate are the Putzes of the month for May.


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6 comments:

dizzblnd said...

I am probably one of the few people who does not give a damn about this family.

kathcom said...

I'm generally against people being celebrated for squeezing out(or adopting) kids.

Seriously, it's been done before. I would also think that the last thing viewers with a bunch of kids would want to watch is a show about people with a bunch of kids.

Also, may I vote in advance for that Ernest-Goes-To-Camp-looking scrote on the Home Makeover show for Putz of June?

dani c said...

OMG I can't stand these 2 shit heads !!!

LL said...

Your problem Danigirl is that you didn't have all of your brood at once! ;)

The Constant Complainer said...

I'm with Dani. I can't stand these two morons. They cheat on each other, deny it and then basically give up their family for the sake of fame and fortune. Ridiculous. Their 15 minutes of fame are up.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I know I shouldn't, and I wish I didn't, but I am totally involved in all the shenanigans with the Gosselins. And I hope it blows over soon, because I need my life back...but I do agree, Kate is driving me to drink, and Jon needs to stop being afraid of his wife and to make a stand for something...anything...please. Just so Kate can be quiet for just a while.

 

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